My talent is knowing all the words to any song played on an oldies station.
you make it to the final round on who wants to be a millionaire and the $1,000,000 question is
ok do u finger urself
How does tumblr always put “ok” in exactly the right spot to make something hilarious.
Whenever really religious kids try to be “different” or “edgy” they just remind me of Disney characters.
Anytime a white kid I went to school with tries to start a rap career I just assume he hit his head like on tv.
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!
It’s too early to be thinking about this shit
Oh snap. Maybe like Quantum entanglement!